Are you afraid that the Heaven might run out room when you reach the gates finally? Then, it is wise to reserve your spot today itself.
How much does it cost?
It is only $12.79
"Come on, tell me it is not a joke. I have been taking all the necessary steps to go to heaven by regularly attending to church, offering prayers 6 times a day, indulging in true charity work etc."
No, it is not a joke. In fact you will be given 100% money back guarantee that in case you are not admitted in the heaven, you will get your money back fully. No questions asked.
Heavenly issued certificate of reservation registered in the Book of Light™
A First class ticket to Heaven. Why walk those stairs when you can fly?
The Official Heaven Identification Card so you can get around without getting hassled.
Heaven 101 mini informational guide. Don’t be a victim of culture shock. Get acquainted with the land..
All access VIP pass. This pass will grant you access to “VIP exclusive areas” including the Land of Milk and Honey and Thug Mansion, where all the elite get together and kick it.
It is recommended that you frame your documents. Let people know you're going up!Reserve now.
1 comment:
Wow.., that is cool.. and in our culture we brn the body here.. should the ticket and certificate must be burnt too ;)
And ya.. visiting that place, i saw a link, send some one to hell as well.. ha ha ha ha
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